well i did it and im thrilled....lasik , yes i went under the "laser". It was all so surreal. today being the one week anniversary i suppose its time to document the event. Arriving at the lasik place i was not at all nervous, i knew this was the right thing to do and im blessed to be able to afford doing it. After another eye exam, i left my glasses with Preston and was lead to the back because lets face it i am or now i can say was...blind as bat...i almost said ray charles but that would not be a fair comparison,i have one step kid and he fathered dozens of kids from dozens of ladies....after taking a vallium the nurse lady asked if i wanted some benedryl to speed up the pill......REALLY!!!....how wierd...i said no im good and she proceeded to fit me with what i think was a shower cap, (still cant see)...and smeared stuff around my eyes. I sat with some other fools who were groggy and we all waited for our turn. We started to chit chat about things ..joking....and one of the guys started telling us why he was there....apparently it was annoying to him to watch his high def tv sports and not see the scores and info in those small boxes on the screen. I thought Really? i could barely make him out sitting across from me ....and he was complaining about sports boxes? I have never been able to wake up and see right off without blindly reaching for my specs.or forbid my glasses should break id be helpless lost in a sea of fog..hell ive never been able to see while swimmimg or see myself in the shower!!!...and this guy just wanted his pet peeve taken care of.....
So some guy called me in...again it could have been anybody i couldnt tell....and i layed down on this table by some sort of machine. Then the doctor came and talked to me while he flooded my eyes with an anesthetic, the fun was about to begin........
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